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In a controversial fusion of biotech and corporate culture, McKinsey managing partners hunted and consumed a newly resurrected dire wolf...
After receiving a Neuralink brain implant, paralyzed patient John Doe has regained digital mobility—now using it to verbally annihilate teenagers...
Disgraced biotech entrepreneur Elizabeth Holmes has reemerged with TheraFlix, a blood-based streaming recommendation device that claims to tailor Netflix suggestions...
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In a surprise policy pivot, Rep. Matt Gaetz has thrown his support behind a new tariff bill—just hours after negotiating special protections for the mail-order bride industry. “We’ve safeguarded a...
In a move that has stunned medical professionals and delighted wellness influencers, newly appointed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced the creation of a CDC Division of Holistic Immunity,...
